»There are countless objects that are considered truly ugly by more people, but there is no object either real or imaginary that more people fail to find truly beautiful than white plastic chairs. There is no beauty to be found in them, not even of a perverse kind.«

Aus: Ingo Niermann, Plastic Chair. In: Kid’s Wear, Ausgabe für Sommer 2004. Jetzt schon eine großartige Sache: Functional Fate.